The Donald

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a fraud and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means the Donald?
A narcissist! A sadist! And a clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him.
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But how do make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a knave aware of brand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a viper in your hand?

He’s always late for meetings
And his ignorance is real!
He’s always late for everything—
Except for every meal!
I hate to have to say it,
But I very firmly feel
The Donald’s not an asset to our world.
I’d like to say a word in his behalf:
The Donald makes me laugh!

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a fraud and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means the Donald?
A narcissist! A pedophile! A clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him.
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a fool aware of brand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a liar in your hand?

When you’re with him you’re confused,
Out of focus and abused,
And you never know exactly where you stand.
Unpredictable as weather,
He’s as flighty as a feather.
He’s a babbler! He’s demented! He’s a scam!

He’ll out-pester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl!
He is mental! He is wild!
He’s a riddle! He’s a child!
He’s a headache! He’s demon! He’s a churl!

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a fraud and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means the Donald?
A fantasist! A predator! A clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell h8m
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a knave aware of brand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a viper in your hand?